Mal
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- Member since: March 2005
- Last active: Dec 2
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- I'm about as smug as the bastard below!
- Me, Myself, and I
- Right, quit the job. I'm rather enjoying it. Sleep in until 3pm and onwards. I'm even being more social, but that is rather shocking. I've applied to go back to the ol' college life. Fucks sake. I must be out of my mind. Still, beats the hell outta staying here.
- Music
- Mors Principium Est; Curriculum Mortis; Daemonarch; Equilibrium; Gogol Bordello; Hypocrisy; Lord Belial; Susperia; Pain; the GazettE; Rentrer en Soi; Girugamesh; Orgy; ; Before the Dawn; Green Carnation; Moi Dix Mois; 12012, Chris Cornell, Audioslave, John Lee Hooker, Apocalyptia, Samael, Poisonblack and plenty of other stuff depending on my mood.
- Films/TV
- Usual Suspects, Shawshank Redemption, Versus, Battle Royal, Boondock Saints, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Ong-bak, The Sin Eater, 300; Bones; NCIS; Wonderfalls; Azumi; Out Cold; Agatha Christie's Poirot (with David Suchet); Dragon Tiger Gate, Town Called Eureka; Twilight Samurai, Burn Notice.
- Anime
- Get Backers, Cowboy Bebop, Kiba, Tokyo Majin Gakuen Kenpuchou, D Grey Man, Noein, Darker Than Black, Bleach, Hellsing, Black Lagoon, Saiyuki, Howl's Moving Castle, Seirei no Moribito, Shonen Onmyouji, Naruto, Code Geass, etc
- Manga
- Hellsing, Angel Sanctuary, Bleach, Get Backers, Saiyuki, Blade of the Immortal (Good ol' Manji), Lone Wolf and Cub, Chunchu: Genocide Feind; Shaman Warrior; Naruto, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Jackals and have plans for a few other series.
- Travel
- I love getting out of here. So far I've hit: Wales - briefly; France; London; Switzerland; Germany; Italy; Cyprus; Canada; Japan, Belguim.
Plenty of others to go on that list at some point of time. - Anyone interested in escaping let me know. - Happiest When
- Lying down listening to music letting the mind wander, hearing the rain batter outside and when there is no noise around me.
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Joys of boozing
I really do love the joys of it all. When you wake up in the morning wondering where the hell you are, who is next to you and how you got there.
When you eventually find your phone and find out who and what you text. When you sit back and giggle to yourself for your foolishness but know there is fuck all you can do about it.
The best part by far is sitting back and smiling to yourself since you don't actually give a damn and just enjoy the chaos from it all. Sure, there will be some embarrasment and akward moments to it all, but sure, how else can one entertain oneself. Fuck it says I, it's all fun and games and you could reap rewards out of it in the end.
The only down side to it all is the hunt for food. Man it pisses me off. You pick a place, find a table and all around you are fucking little sprogs and their damn producers. Sitting there, knowing all the staff since they come in every day at the same time, ordering the same fucking thing, every damn day of the week since they aren't capable to do it themselves at home. Dirty greasy frys are good on now and then, esp after a session, but bloody hell, they sit there wondering why the damn things can't itch themselves at the age of ten. Knowing how I feel about the things, the people I'm dining with, encourage the things to come closer to me, just for amusements sake. Arg! Nothing worse than a child on an average day, but not when they have filled up on a greasy fry for the fourth time in a week and are screaming about the place. Enough to make me sick... almost. I've still my iron stomach that will and can consume almost anything (side effects are a different matter).
Anyway, no doubt I'll have to deal with the chaos of drunken text messages in the next couple of hours. Fuck it anyway. So long as I didn't hire that hit man I'd been thinking about I'm not too concerned. Most that will happen is people will stop talking to me.... hey, a new reason to do it again.... the unexpected perks of it all... he he0 Comments 42 weeks
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notalwaysright.com - You are not alone
(It’s Halloween, and I’m dressed up as a vampire and wearing a pentacle necklace.
The crew is planning on going out after work for a party.)
Me: “Did you find everything you needed tonight?”
Customer: “Yes, thank you. Can I just say that I think it was very nice of them to let you all dress up for tonight? I really like what you have on.”
Me: “Thank you, ma’am.”
Customer: “But don’t you think you took it a little too far?”
Me: “Uh… took what too far?”
Customer: “Well I understand that you’re supposed to be some type of vampire,
but don’t you think that necklace is taking it too far?”
Me: “Oh, that. That’s not part of my costume, I always wear that.”
Customer: *loudly* “Well if you want to risk burning in H*** for wearing that devil
worshiping symbol, that’s just fine with me… but they shouldn’t be letting you wear
that here in a public place!”
Me: *sarcastically* “Well, why shouldn’t they let me wear it? After all, we all
practice together and I’m the high priestess. In fact as soon as you leave, we’re
gonna close up the store, start a bonfire in the parking lot, and then dance naked
around it until dawn.”
Customer, to one of my managers: “Aren’t you going to do anything about what
she said to me?”
Manager #1: “Yes, ma’am. As soon as you leave, we’re going to close the store.”
Customer: “THAT’S IT?!”
Manager #2: “Of course not, ma’am. You heard the rest of our… plans.”
(And with the kind of timing that only happens once in a lifetime, a stock boy
unwittingly walks out of the back room while taking his uniform shirt off at the
same time. The customer practically runs out of the store.)
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Very entertaining
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.
James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.
Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.
As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you, idiot. What did you think I said?"0 Comments 63 weeks
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Tee hee , thanking you very much
Disregard that last request actually
Im fine for another book, got a plan B
Oh cool, thanks for that
Did u get my text>.<
Let me know if you can get the book for me, save me 50 quid
I'l re-embuirse your costs of course
I'l understand if it's too much trouble, it's just me and ebay don't mix
Pffffft tell me about it
Well judging from the look I had at the coursework yesterday my head will be in the books for a bit. Ughhh no more slacking like last year sucks, but then at least I'l be coming out with something decent at the end.......... I hope
Anyway how have you been keeping? Any plans for next year..?
Yeah because of the transfer I lose my tuition fees being payed for and no grant for my 1st year. If the loan scheme comes out then Id be in trouble...
Hopefully something will present itself for ya, one door closes and all that. Someone as talented and skilled as you won't be sitting around for long before you're busy again.
I'm just sitting around trying to dream up some new story idea's as there's another mini convention coming up in Scotland at the end of November. We're hoping to cobble together another fanzine for it. Graphic Design could really help me kill two birds by keeping my imagination sharp and letting me enjoy my hobby at the same time. I'm gonna take a wee nosey out there tomorrow and investigate my options. Thanks for the heads up.
Tony
Actually Graphic Design might be just the type of thing I'm after as I'd really like to develop my art. I think I'll look it up. I'll let you know how I get on.
A few of us produced a fanzine and I got some of my artwork printed, so I'll show you next time I see you.
Not much fun with me, just pottering around mostly. I did go over to Birmingham last week for a convention, that was great craic. So many fellow nerds in one place!
Have you anything planned to keep you busy until you can re-apply for Galway?
Tony
G'day! Haven't seen you in ages either. Mind you, I'm not in at the shop that often anymore. The money is a bit tighter and I'm out looking for anything I can get to keep my head above water. Still hangin' in there, though. Hope all is good with you
Take care and talk soon.
Just read your wee bit at the top of the page and see you're thinking of going back to education, same here. It's probably a bit late for me to apply for anything in the IT this year, but I'll start planning now for next year. What are you thinking of going for?
Anyhoo, gotta get back to typing random words in to wikipedia and seeing what comes up!
Hello Missy! How is you? Havin a late one?
Let me know how it all pans out for you anyway
Iv this oreintation thing to do next week now, it's early but meant for the <cough> poor students. Although being 15000 in debt right now makes me beyond unwealthy>.<
Damn, I honestly feel bad for you. Wouldn't really dwell on it though. What happens usually happens for a reason. Maybe your destined for something better
Any thoughts on a plan B then?
Hey thanks
How did yours go? Good news I hope.....
I still haven't even looked at Cowboy Bepop yet but if I don't I'l drop it back up sometime soon
Glad you approve
Not much happening. Was down with Breda's parents on Sunday. Sammy left the house at about 6 in the morning, while we tried to get Breda into Bleach. How have the pass few days been for yourself?
No bother at all.
Tell him "Howdy".
I'll be in Letterkenny on Friday. Might go for a few jars, Swilly then Central or something maybe.
The radiator is off and ready to be sent away for a new core. I took the front headlight and instrument subframe off earlier, it's sanded and re-painted. Turned out nicer than I thought it would. The back subframe is being a bitch, lots of rusted in place bolts with no heads....
Aye
Could be done.