Chris Agnew
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- I am an interesting young man who choses to hang around with a vast array of weirdos, facists, poets and libertines! (a big hello there to graeme breen and stuart hamilton)
I find that physics has no noticable impact on me and i laugh in the face to newtons laws. Until my recent arrest for lewd and lubidinous flower arranging, i was above all laws.
I am the short, skinny ninja that stuart hamilton so aptly calls 'kung fu'
craig traynor is on red alert when i am around...so he should be!
I have been, an will continue to be the instigator in many afternoon 'quiet drinks' which turn into chaos by 5pm.
I belong to a secret fraternity of brothers which is responsible for middle of the day debotchary, all day 'castle trips', frequently sampling the delicacies of an un-named chinese takeaway in partick (peace be upon it...and its sweet and sour pork)...and the consumptions of copious amounts of lager.
My girlfriend truly makes me happy...she completes me!
That is all.
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she founded the boyfriend appreciation society:)
- Music
- Libertines, Babyshambles, Dave Matthews Band, Glen Miller, Jose Gonzales, We Are Scientists, The Long Blondes, Panic! At The Disco, The Fratellis, Wolfmother, You Say Party! We Say Die!, Guillemots, get cape. wear cape. fly! we are physics, be your own pet....the list goes on!
- Films
- comedies mainly - they reflect my personality. anythin really, not too fussed.
- Sports
- i have been doing karate for years. i have recently opened up my world to the wonders of american football on ESPN. i also dabble in marathon cross stitch and hit the moving car with a stone - i have deathly aim - when i'm not playing chicken across the M74.
- Scared Of
- lil beasties and creepy crawlies, also the odd gypsie here and there, and of course the pikies!
- Happiest When
- sleeping, havin a laugh with mates.
going out into town and having a cracking time...then crashing at breen's flat. waking up in the mornin and feelin like a winner. spending time with donna - she is one in a milion and i am lucky to have her, training with the guys at karate.
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Universal Truths
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your
pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008
into a calculator
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a
fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrow garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) the most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your
teacher mum or dad.
1 The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at
the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way
through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've
got your hand or head stuck in something.
2 No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
their arm broken by a swan.
30) the most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on
an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of
wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
36) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it
in a fruit salad.0 comentarios 753 días
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MY TOP 16 EXPLAINED!
Write down the people in the order they appear on you top 16 friends list next to the numbers below and answer the following questions...
1. graeme
2. stuart
3. adam
4. jen
5. gabs
6. julie
7. donna
8. kim
9. kyle
10.lynne
11.ian
12.william
13.paul
14.peter
15.adam
16.roy
Q. Have you ever kissed 6?
A. No, we're just mates
Q. Whats your least favourite thing about 13?
A. nothing he's a good guy!
Q. Whats the best memory you have of 9?
A. convo with sparrowhawk at the toid, "does the singing kettle count!?"
Q. Whens the next time your gonna see 4?
A. saturday if she is at the pub after work, if not, sunday.
Q. Is number 8 pretty?
A. yea, kim is.
Q. What was your first impression of number 7?
A. This girl is cracking, she makes me smile but gets nervous in lifts
Q. What do you like most about 14?
A. his witty sense of humour
Q. How did you meet 2?
A. working at slaters
Q. Do you think 12 would kill someone?
A. death by conversation? haha - i kid!
Q. Is 1 your best friend?
A. graeme is someone i can really talk to, i've a lot of time for him!
Q. How long have you known 1?
A. since i started in slaters...3 years, maybe four
Q. Have u seen 3 naked?
A. haha...no!
Q. Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
A. nope, gabs is cracking, but we are just good mates.
Q. Whats the last thing you did with 6?
A. went out for amy's 18th birthday party.
Q. If you could give anything to 15 what would it be?
A. the Karma Sutra...i'm sure he'd be content with playboy tho!
Q. Would 2 and 16 make a good couple?
A. lol...stuart and roy? hell no.
Q. If 1 was a crayon what colour would he/she be?
A. green...he's just not into blue tbh.
Q. Hav you ever been to 3's house?
A. nope - i dont even know where dumbarton is!
Q. Whens the next time you will see 5?
A. on saturday at work
Q. Are you close to 7?
A. yea ive got a lot of time for donna
Q. Have you ever been to the movies with 8?
A. nope...but its an idea! hehe.
Q. Whats 13's house like?
A. dunno, never been.
Q. Have you ever been angry with 12?
A. lol...angry is such a harsh word...
Q. Would you ever make a move on 10?
A. lol...that wouldn't be fair - she has a boyfriend after all!
Q. What do you and 3 talk about the most?
A. drunken or sober banter? either way - its gooood shit!
Q. What do you think of number 11?
A. Ian is a great guy, out and out gentleman - with attractive lady friends!4 comentarios 957 días
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hace 1 semana
Lauralou X
Hey Mr!!! So sorry it's taken so long to get back to you! I'm a bit rubbish!!!
I'm doing great though, on the job hunt though as being made redundant which is good as i get a big pay off but just means i need to find a new job in January! :-(
Me and my boyfriend are coming up for a few days in january 7th-11th so will be organising a night out. Would be great if you and conna could come - would be FAB to catch up - it's defo been too long!!! Plus i'm up for a week before christmas if you fancy a wee drink?
Hows you doing? How was Paris?
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Donna E
hey darling
Well the long lie thing didn't work out well this morning
but hey thats life and at least i'm up and at it! Just thought i'd leave you some love back because i love love love you!!
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Donna E
Aww gutted...although it could be our xmas film??
cant wait to go see it...still laughing at the dishwasher scene in the first one!! haha!!
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hace 2 semanas
Donna E
Hey darling, just sitting in the computer lab in uni trying deperately to write a letter but instead being caught up with...well...just about anything other than firm work!! lol. Lunch was fun today
I really do enjoy our wee Thursday dates lol Hope your day is productive darling love you loads xxx
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Crouchy Boyhace 3 semanasHey Chris,
Just saw u were in Paris. What a city. When did you go there. Hope you had a great time.
You playing footy next weekend? -
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Donna E
Hey sexy man
I was just doing some bebo stalking there...and trying to do anything other than my homework (lol) so i thought that i would leave you some love because i love you with all of my heart!!
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Crouchy Boyhace 13 semanas
Magic mate, well done you. I may have to look into practicing that skill too.
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hace 13 semanas
Ian Cairns
Hey Chris
When are you gonna get the finger out and upgrade to facebook? Its much easier to keep in touch, plus its a lot more fun to use (and no I haven't secretly started working for Facebook)
Hows life anyway? Any goss?
Will be home soon, so canny wait to catch up. You will be bored of my stories V soon, but I dont care, I will be happy to tell them time and time again. Especially the ones of Sydney.
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Ian Cairnshace 16 semanas
Hey Chris
Please apologise for the late reply, i am a dick!
Im great thanks mate, have graduated from the oriental madness of Thailand to the awesomeness of Oz land.
Currently in Sydney, where im preparing for a wild night out (on my own) and then a rough day tomorrow.
Hope all is well back home. xx -
hace 16 semanas
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Donna Ehace 17 semanas
I love you...your the best boyfriend anyone could ask for!
xxx
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hace 18 semanas
Evelyn Cowan
Cheers buddy,
thanks for coming. I'll teach you to windmill and headbang to satisfy the rock monkey inside
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hace 23 semanas
hehe i thought you might appreciate this?
love you xxx
Donna E 0 respuestashaha my artistic skills have never been the best but you get the jest
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