Marc M

Why do packets of nuts say"may contain traces of nuts"duh, well bloody done.It is a packet of nuts it's not going to have lots of leprechans

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  • Miembro desde: April 2006
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Lema
Music, yep.....pretty good stuff
Información
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Music
I have a very varied taste in music, basically i like anything except hardcore dance music:
The 411, The 5, 6, 7, 8's, Aaliyah, Adam & the Ants, Alanis Morissette, Alesha, Alicia Keys, All Saints, Amy Macdonald, Amy Winehouse, Artic Monkeys, Audio Bullys, Basement Jaxx, Be Your Own Pet, The Beatles, Bjork, The Black Eyed Peas, Black Sabbath, Bloc Party, Blu Cantrell, Boogie Pimps, Bosco, Boy Kill Boy, Busta Rhymes, The Cardigans, Ciara, Common, Corinne Bailleey Ray, Damien Rice, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Dj Kool, The Duke Spirit, Doves, Duffy, Editors, Faithless, Fall Out Boy, Fatboy Slim, Feeder, Feist, Fergie, Fleetwood Mac, Fluke, Franz Ferdinand, The Fratellis, Freemasons, Gnarls Barkley, Gogol Bordello, Goldfrapp, Gorillaz, The Gossip, The Go! Team, Gwen Stefani, Hot Chip, Ian Brown, India.Arie, Jamelia, Jamiroquai, Jem, John Legend, Just Jack, Kaiser Chiefs, Kasabian, Kate Nash, Kelis, The Killers, Klaxons, The Kooks
More Music
Kt Tunstall, Kula Shaker, Lil' Kim, Lily Allen, Le Tigre, Lupe Fiasco, Macy Gray, The Magic Numbers, Mark Ronson, Maroon 5, Mary J Blige, Massive Attack, Mc Hammer, Meiko Kaji, M.I.A., Missy Elliot, Moloko, Morcheeba, Muse, NAS, N*E*R*D, Nelly Furtado, Nerina Pallot, New Young Pony Club, Nikka Costa, Nina Simone, Orson, Outkast, Oxide & Neutrino, Paolo Nutini, Peter Bjorn & John, Pink, Portishead, Primal Scream, The Prodigy, Puretone, The Raconteurs, Razorlight, Rhianna, Rogue Traders, Santana, Seal, Sean Paul, SIA, Snow Patrol, Stereophonics, Stevie Wonder, The Subways, Tori Amos, U2, The White Stripes, Wolfmother, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs and The Zutons. And the list shall continue to grow. As you can see a very very random selection of music.
Sports
My favourite is Tree hugging and walking bumble bee's aswell as counting my leprechans, trying to catch them is the trickey bit, they may be short but they are fast buggers
??????????"Jesus"??????????
Some people call me "Jesus", yep!, don't really know why and definatly can say that I can't come back from the dead.
Films
Quentin Tarentino films. Hostel and also natural Born Killers. I like pretty much anything that includes lots of blood and gore etc.

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  • That question thingy!!!


    1. Whats your Name?
    2. Are we close?
    3. What do you think of me?
    4. Do you hav a crush on me?
    5. Would u kiss me?
    6. Describe me in 3 words?
    7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
    8. What was ur first impression of me?
    9. Do u still think the same?
    10. What reminds u of me?
    11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
    12. How well do u know me?
    13. What do u like best about me?
    14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u couldn't?
    15. Could you ever love me?
    16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
    17.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
    18.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

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  • Funny!

    These are from a book called Disorder in the Court,
    and are things people actually said in court, word for word,
    taken down and now published by court reporters who had the
    torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually
    taking place.

    __________________________________
     _____________

    ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

    WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

    __________________________________
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    ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

    WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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    ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

    WITNESS: Yes.

    ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

    WITNESS: I forget.

    ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

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     ______________

    ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

    WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

    ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

    WITNESS: My name is Susan.

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     ______________

    ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
    he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

    WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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    ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?

    WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.

    __________________________________
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    ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

    WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?

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    ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

    WITNESS: Yes.

    ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

    WITNESS: Uh... I was getting laid!

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     ______________

    ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

    WITNESS: Yes.

    ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

    WITNESS: None.

    ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

    WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

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    ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

    WITNESS: By death.

    ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

    WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?

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    ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

    WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

    ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

    __________________________________
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    ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
    which I sent to your attorney?

    WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

    __________________________________
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    ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

    WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?

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    ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

    WITNESS: Oral.

    __________________________________
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    ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

    WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p. m.

    ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

    WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him.

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    ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

    WITNESS: Huh..... are you qualified to ask that question?

    __________________________________
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    --- And the best for last: ---

    ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY

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  • A beautiful poem by Me and Gemma

    KILL BIILL,

    ON A HILL,

    WITH JILL,

    WHOSE ON PILLS,

    AND A FISH!

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  • Phoenix
    luv Phoenix

    Forgot what? Oh, the luv? :D Thankies xx

    I only got back home yesterday from Denmark and need to catch up with my mail. Where's the open day held? But it sounds like you've got everything thought out - you're not going straight to a vetirinary course?

    But I'm off to uni in three weeks :O lol.

    hace 11 semanas
  • Phoenix
    luv Phoenix

    :D *hugs*

    I'm pretty good, and I know :( I was actually just thinking about you (not in a creepy way - you remember that set of fineliner pens you were obsessed with keeping in order with the signs facing up - I have a set too, and that just crossed my mind) ;P

    And I am mostly preparing for university *screams and runs round in crazy circles* as well as lazing the summer away, hanging out with friends and - today - baking w/my sister. She made souffles and I made cheeecake, though I'm not sure if the cheesecake is safe to eat (and the souffles sank, btw) ¬.¬

    What about you? Is your gap year coming to an end also?

    hace 16 semanas
  • Katy
    luv Katy

    OMG america is ace!! it was soooo hot i have come home fairly brown!! hahaha

    ooo check you, getting promoted!! :D :D so what do you do now??

    yeh i have been working aswell, just coaching kids to play tennis mainly!! the joys!!

    xx

    hace 17 semanas
  • Kellas
    luv Kellas

    hey yeah we'll be there soon lol

    hace 17 semanas
  • Katy
    luv Katy

    i am good thanks you??

    sooo what you been up to??
    x

    hace 17 semanas
  • Katy
    luv Katy

    I am goof thanks u?? Am on America at the mo on holiday!!! It Is so hot!! Wooo what you been up to?? Xx

    hace 19 semanas vía Mobile
  • Sucy Lhardalow
    Sucy Lhardalow

    marcus! have fun graduating?! xx

    hace 22 semanas
  • Rosemary Jarvis
    luv Rosemary Jarvis

    hey howz u? im good just finished my exams :) which means im now finished uni totally lol howz ur exams going? have u heard bac from the unis u applied for? xxx

    hace 25 semanas
  • Ploo X.
    Ploo X.

    Hey Schmarrrrkooo ! :)
    How is one? How is your examinations going?
    Xxxx

    hace 26 semanas
  • Mamela Palcolm
    Mamela Palcolm

    hello (: how're you?
    enjoy the last day of school? :/
    xxx

    hace 27 semanas
  • Zoe Jarvis
    luv Zoe Jarvis

    hey geekface!!

    lol

    zoexxx

    hace 27 semanas
  • Kat Stables

    marcccc!
    hows the geog going?

    xx

    hace 29 semanas
  • M A T T
    M A T T

    helllloooo!!!!

    how is marc :D

    hace 29 semanas
  • Katy
    Katy

    heya sorry havenae been on bebo for weeks!!! hws you?? what u been doing??

    em have finished my study and issue now so pressure is aoff a little untill i have to do my nabs. got the issue nab in 2 weeks!! ahhhh :D

    em i am hopefully going to stirling to do environmental geography!! so fingers crosed i get that in my exams?!?! we will have to meet up during the summer sometime, will get emma and hannah n charlie to come!! should be a good laugh!! haha

    xxx

    hace 30 semanas
  • General
    General

    the study is complete,
    i used something we learned on gerography camp xD
    xxx

    hace 32 semanas
  • Kellas
    luv Kellas

    cheers bud thanks for the vote :)
    and yeah we did win :D by a long shot :L
    how you been doing then?
    wubu2?

    hace 32 semanas
  • Mesh
    Mesh

    I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I READ ABOUT YOU IN HIS BLOG! GO TO JASONSBEBOBLOG.COM TO SEE IT. IS IT TRUE??anant

    hace 33 semanas vía Mobile
  • Rosemary Jarvis
    luv Rosemary Jarvis

    Hey, im doing ok bn a bit busy finishing off my coursework for uni. sorry to hear about ur prelims results. hope things look up for ur exams :) well it seems u have everything planned :) whens ur birthday again? xxxx

    hace 35 semanas
  • Rosemary Jarvis
    luv Rosemary Jarvis

    hey howz it goin? How did ur perlims go? ive not bn up to much really just work n uni and a few drunken nites out lol howz the uni applicantions goin?
    xxx

    hace 38 semanas