Are you goal-oriented, driven with a sense of purpose, disciplined, and have a BMI within the Australian Defence Force Physical Fitness standard?

Is your ideal companion a glamorous, sensual and wildly successful professional?

Do you love Christmas, loathe puppies and listen to Melissa Ethridge?

If you answer Yes, Yes and Yes then look no further - you have found your perfect Mann!

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What can I tell you about mois?

First, you will notice that I look MUCH YOUNGER than my years. But don’t assume a PRETTY FACE, FIRM, PLIANT BODY and DISTINCTIVE PERSONAL STYLE are the whole package!

I am focused, motivated, and a high achiever. In fact, I am considered the 5-STAR hotel within my place of work and something of an inspiration to staff beneath me.

I consider myself a PERFECTIONIST, a quality I expect in any ‘significant other’ in my life. (Otherwise, I wouldn’t really be a perfectionist – would I?)

My body I regard as a temple, a mystical place of worship for the fortunate few. It is also a place for DISCIPLINE and TOIL. There is MUCH PLEASURE to be found in the PUNISHING pursuit of PHYSICAL perfection. For me this means gym every day, twice on weekends. Can you keep up?

I am told I have a UNIQUE personality… you can decide for yourself. My strong STYLE and WIT tend to be copied by others, especially staff … despite stopping as soon as I walk in the lunchroom.

I am a naturally creative person. This has found expression in my writing endeavours, notably the Bon Consulting Staff Induction Manual, and the Non Management Staff Dress Code Manual. My current work-in-progress is MANN POWER: A Guide to Keeping Staff in their Place.

My mind really never shuts down and I’m attracted to others who share an interest in matters philosophical and intellectual. For me, it’s hard to go past an Australian Institute of Management weekend seminar, or Liberal Party workshop.
Underneath all this, I’m a hopeless ROMANTIC who enjoys WALKING IN THE RAIN and PINA COLADAS with a similarly GOAL-ORIENTED, SUCCESSFUL and ATTRACTIVE ‘significant other’.

Are you out there?

(NB: Don’t waste your time or mine making contacting if you don’t meet these requirements).